9-0-2-1-oh-snap:

jplatchkey:

bradekert:

My Strange Addiction - I’m addicted to butt injection

Oh my god lmfao

Omgg

Like what would it even be like to sit down

jakleen:

And you can pay money to rent out a room and flip tables and chairs and throw things at walls and shatter objects by throwing them onto the ground.

Wow.

I wish I had one of those nearby.

catalinabrito:

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disneyfansonly:

Do you love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

quidditchcapricious:

My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down

And reading it until really late at night

And only stopping when my eyes start to hurt and my vision gets blurry from either sleep or strain

And when I put it down I realize how tired I am and fall asleep instantly.

In the morning, I wake up, and the first thing I do is pick up the book

And I read until I’m hungry, or I need to pee.

I just love that.

bourreeforballet:

Our last hour of 2012. So classy.

carl-and-ellies-place:

Just sitting in my room in bed falling asleep to Disney pandora and loving it

daddyfuckedme:

Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck

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mylastnamewastasteless:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking marine. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

Private Lap Dancer

(Source: sopiasexual)

ucouldtrysears:

what is this

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